MeLtallica

http://www.satyricon.no/ Satyricon are an awesome band, go onto their site and upload some of their samples from the albums part of the website..they are a total eargasm if you ask me.

http://www.freewebs.com/dalesitethingy/myfriendsalistofem.htm that's Dale's site and i'm on it so i figured it deserved my attention. Dale Nye the Science guy! Im acctually in 2 pictures, just one you cant see my head.

http://www.wishville.co.uk/gorey/ Now, I strongly suggest that if you don't know who Edward Gorey, aka Ogdred Weary is, you visit this site. It is a wonderful sample of his awesome work.

http://www.nirvanabox.com/

http://www.freewebs.com/qava/index.htm Avas site

http://www.piczo.com/bestbuds-trina-chaylene Trina's site

http://www.blackmetalradio.com/ If you like black metal...you'll like this

http://web2.www.nexopia.com/profile.php?uid=MeLtallica my nexus profile, it's pathetic but ive spent very little time on it so thats why. If you have nexopia feel free to tag me.

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Jeg brukt være en pingvin. Jeg bare tunred inn i et menneske når en Mørk Wizard kom til mitt hjem i Nytt Sjelland. Den mørke wizard var sint slik han valgte plukke på meg, en hjelpeløs gammel pingvin. Med hans vridd, sedistic trodde sinn, han at det er morsom vende en pingvin inn i et menneske. Selv om det var et onde fungerer gjort til meg, er jeg for evig greatful, fordi jeg nyter være et menneske mye mye mere enn å være en pingvin. Jeg var 293 da, og nå im 306 år gammel men ingen vet dette, unntar selvfølgelig De, personen som er i stand til lesende dårlig oversatt inn i Norske historier. Men dette er selvfølgelig ikke en historie. Dette er faktisk, faktum. Jeg er sant 306 år gammel, jeg er det eldste menneskelig levende. Og bare vet De. Er det som ikke forbause?

- Mel (pingvin)

My Personal Version Of Endless Nameless.

You want it to happen again , I am strong as you fail to realize.

It won't , that is not my oppinion on free will you see.

You don't like others enjoying themselves, that spoils it all.

What a parasitistic relationship , rather so , don't you think

Immersed in a pool of feet.

Pie.

Geordie Jokes Oh Boy!!

Geordie Jokes... if I were you i'd be real excited right bout now. http://www.geordie.org.uk/

This is a Real Treat So DO PAY ATENNTION!

These are a few Geordie Jokes (for those of you who don't know what a Geordie is, it's a person from Newcastle, England and area). I got these from a book of my Dad's called The Geordie Joke Book by dick Irwin & Scott Dobson. This is one of my favourite books in existance.

Me Muthor-in-law:

Mind she's a hard un. We tuk her alang te one o' these open-air zoos one day, Flamingo Park. Suddenly ah luks aroond an' there she wasn't. "Wheors yor muthor gone?" ah sez te wor lass. "Where, Dickie?" she sez, "ye knaa- she's away ahint one them trees - ye knaa- te pooder hor nose." "Ye fond bee," ah sez, "thorslions runnin' aboot in theor." Just then h hears a dreadful roarin' soond. "What ye ganna dee?" sez wor lass. Ah points tiv a tree and theor wez a lion up on the highest branch and me muthor-in-law stannin' at the foot o' the tree. "The lion got itsell into that mess," ah sez, "it can get itsell oot."

(Another Joke Which Just Hasn't a Name):

This Chep in Gateshead is oot in his car one day whn it breaks doon. The radiatio's biolin' away , gannin' its ends so he rings up the garage. He sez te the garage " Aa've brokken doon in Cuthbert streer, I'm ower-heatin'. " So the garage sez, "Divvent worry mistor- wor man's comin' oot te get ye put right." After three hours he rings agyen. "Wheors that mechanic?" The garage sez, "He's been lukkin' for ye three hoors -he canna find any Cuthbert Street in Heaton." "Heaton," sez the feller, "ah'm in Gateshead- it's me ingin that's ower-heatin".

I just thought I'd say this:

Fuck You Apache Tomcat!!!

Enter the madness..yes, Please Do.

STOP MOTIONS BY ME!!

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Geordie Jokes Oh Boy!!

I just thought I'd say this:

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