MeLtallica

        My name is Melissa, but many people call me Mel, or something similar. I like music a lot. Penguins are my favourite animal.  I am an athiest, but I do think that earth being so ideal for life had to be for some reason or cause.  My 2nd and 3rd favourite animals are cats and polar bears, i like most animals except poodles ,all they do is wank. I live on Vancouver Island, BC Canada . I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.  My favourite colour is Maroon. I love Dancer in The Dark,all of the Star Wars Movies, The Harry Potter Movies, Napoleon Dynomite ,and White Oleander , they are some of my favourite movies . One of my Favourite Songs Is For Whom The Bell Tolls by  Metallica . My Favourite Albums are Nirvana - From the Muddy Banks of the Wishka, Incubus - Morning View, Greenday-Dookie, Bjork-Greatest Hits, A.F.I. - Sing the Sorrow.  I dislike summarizing myself.

 

 

Here's Some BLogs:

October 6 2003

Today i got to walk home in the wonderful rain. i would have liked it better if it were foggy as well but u cant have everything u want. today school went by quickly(much to my happiness) i decided when i got home that id make a website (ive wanted to for quite some time now) so i did.its not as great or hard as i though it might be (thank satan)i should be doing homework right now but i'm not as homework can kiss my white ass.i'm so "glad" that it has finnally turned into raining season on vancouver island (the sun gets a bit boring after 2 long months) rain! if rain were a person id love them! all hail the wonderful rain!oh and before i leave my borring website today i must make a quick statement: NIRVANA , GREEN DAY , MARILYN MANSON , MUDVAYNE , TOOL , ALICE IN CHAINS ,SOUNDGARDEN, ALEXISONFIRE, RAMMSTEIN,METALLICA , CHEVELLE, M C HAMMER (LOL)ALEXISONFIRE, THE DISTILLERS,GREEN DAY ,SYSTEM OF A DOWN , SUBLIME, OZZY (AND BLACK SABBATH), PINK FLOYD,HOLE,BOB MARLEY,FINNTROLL, BJORK,LED ZEPLIN, and  all   those other bands this i love so much ,   0r else i wouldnt take the time to mention them , but id like to say that all those bands and more are the BEST .                                                                                       -Bye for now , and once again , thank FRUTOD for the rain!

October 7 , 2003

Today school sucked , as usual. I had a soccer game after school , suckingly we lost but what can i do about it now? I was so glad that my friend Rikki had burned the cd i asked her to make me , she is the best! Its a pretty good cd , the track listing is: 1. Master of Puppets-Metallica 2.For Whom The Bell Tolls-Metallica 3.SEnd the pain below - Chivelle 4. Did my time - Korn 5.Ride the lightning -Metallica 6.No remorce-Metallica 7.Mutter - Ramstien 8.Du Hast - Ramstien 9.I hate everything about u -3 days grace 10. beans - Nirvana 11.Opiate -Tool 12.Heaven Beside You - Alice in chains 13.Iron Man - Black Sabbath 14.Brass Monkey -Beastie Boys I love it! and i'm gonna get another friend of myn to make me another cd (i hope he still will) cuz i forgot some songs that i want on a cd.well ......i'm so glad my dads home (he got home today from working in california for 2 weeks).well yeah see ya -MeL ***~***

Another Day in the life of me*october 09 2003

today was alright an average day. the only diferent thing that happened was that my friend acctidently opened a door on my face (i was really mad at her at first but the i was alright , for all the times i've hurt her , its not a big deal)then the stupid old bag kindergarten teacher at my school wouldnt give me an icepac for my stinging soon to swell up face, she said it wasnt important (shes got a lot of telling off coming her way). i should be doign my math homework right now but of course i;m not....i'm glad i didnt get a black eye)stupid teacher. yeah , i'm going shopping with my friends ava and jaimieon saturday then i'm going to saratoga speedway to go to the races later that night.well i'd say more but i'm bored of typing so see ya-mel

A tired version of me (october 19 2003)

today has been alright , i'm soooo tired right now! i had 4 tylenol type things and i'm also digesting lunch , not a good combination.yesterday i went to see School of Rock with my friend Saddie , it was really funny , if u havnt seen it ud better go before u hafta wait for who knows how long til it gets to video cuz its pretty good. and after the movie i went to a lame party but some of my friends were there.....i felt quite sick when i was there..then me and my mom rented a movie after the party it was a good movie, althought i cannot recall the name. October 26 2003 i'm so glad we didnt have school on Thursday , ava and jamie slept over then , we had fun , we watched the movie dreamcatcher and did other stuff. then the next day we got up and did stuff for a while , then we rolled water balloons down the hills (racing them) and later threw them at stuff. this weird cat was following us.then we took ava home .then jamies mom picked her up .(i forgot to add that on thurs we walked to the store (eww there were used condoms everywhere! in this little short cut thingy! it was sick. on the way there we ran into trevor , i smelled his sock it smelled sexy (jkhaha)lol trevors so funny sometimes). then me and mom took derek to jacks house. them we went to this place and i got a cd. then we went to costco and stuff.we rented Chicago , Never rent it! it rotts out loud ! if it wasnt a musical it would have been an alright movie but they had to screw it up wtf is up with its creaters?anyway then me and my mom had to pick derek up and so we did , we also had to drop off a friend of his in extension .i watched the end of a movie when i got home , it was really good (its called Mermaids ,its old (1990) ) i liked it quite a bit.then yesterday i got up and stuff , me and mom went to take derek to barsby cuz he had to do something there (some craft fair thing and he had to sell food) and not even a block along the way we figured out we had a flat tire. so our neighbour had to take it off and put on the spare for us. then we went to some tire place and he gave us an amount for new tires (we needed all new tires as it was). then we went to pick up derek , we stayed a while and stuff , i saw what derek meant about the kids Griffin and Leon ,(i hate to say mean stuff but ew)yeah then i went to Baileys house , man i had fun there haha i got to sort of ride her horse it was cool.haha her great cat Mister woke us up , hes the best cat ever! thenh i went home and stuff today......and yeah. g2g retty good i guess.....yeah...-see ya

 

 Monday , April 5 , 2004

After so long of not writing , this seems a bit weird seeing as how so many little things , and 2 big things (one of which i cant mention) have happened in the past approxiamte 5 months which i havnt written in. But ill try so make a dent in all the things. Halloween , i dressed up as a fat nerd which was alright , and halloween was ok too , i went out trick or treating with a bunch of my friends , and also the downfall of caffien for me.....thats too long a story so ill make it short ...after several E.C.G. tests , and many doctors appointments , and a 24 hour electrocardiogram monitor , we figured out i have a common heart condtion type thing. Which im now on medication for . Christmas came and went without much , except i got a very nice 3 cd ,2 tape , 2 speaker ,and dozens of features cd player . followed by 230 dollars from assorted people and many lovely presents . Then came in the new year, and lets just say , my new years eve rotted  out loud. Then after all those early months of the year passing without much happening i had my 13th birthday....ahh and i feel no different being a "teenager" now .....and then of course the unmentionable event which was slitghtly disapointing but good to get it over with. and now......tis the 10 year anniversarry of the death of Kurt Cobain , and tis still debated whether or not it was a suicide or murder. I Wonder.

well , i think that about makes a rough outline of major events .....oh yeah , my birthday party sucked mostly becasue of my foolishness but oh well , at least Bailey's was fun.

MeL

 

Friday , April 9 , 2004

            I hate boredom , it makes me feel so ..well acctually i don't know how to describe it . I cant really have fun anymore, and i dont know why . I do stuff but i dont have fun. Cant wait til next year, for the purpose of looking forward to something , it will be a disappointment i know.

 

Saturday , April 24 , 2004.

 

 I feel Great , i woke up early but got enough sleep.....which i havn't done for a long time. Spring is here and British Columbia is once again...Beautiful British Columbia (as they say on our licence plates). Tomorrow im planning to take a walk on the creepy trail as Rikki has more or less called it .  Ava will probably be there also....   

Im so glad im not all ....depressed anymore i hate it so much. But its only been gone for a week, i should pray hard to Fruitod to keep me this way for longer. I dont know what im doing yet today....oh bother . I should have planned , but i thought id be spending the weekend blissfuly building my Kayak , but i guess not . This was most definitly Frutord's doing.....damn gimp. If , by any chance you dont know what in the hell all this is about Fruitod and Fruitord..well go to the website on the Homepage of this website , that should nicely explain most of it. As im trying to make people go to my website , since i recently dramatically edited it and want people to go ooooh aaaaah at it. I hope they do because i like it , and although i dont like mainstreme stuff ....well who gives a bloody farg. What im trying to say is that i hope my website kicks your websites ass.            WELL.....AUFWIEDERSEHEN......MeL    <--  I like this emoticon the most.

Saturday , May 8 ,2004

Hello fellow humanoids. Today I went to bed at 2:00 in the morning (technically it was today)  and got up at about ten , nothing like less sleep than you need to make you pissed of at stupid things...but lets not worry about how i felt , how do you feel?  (You can respond to that on my guestbook if you like). So after Jamie and I got up , we got dressed and ate some food and then packed a lunch as we were meeting Ava for lunch in the woods . Lunch was delightful , I simply adore the place where we ate . Then poor Jamie had to go home , and so Ava and I went to my house and eventually into the forest . There we found our special tree , and when we felt like moving on , we did so.  Then .......we came upon 2 places I thought id never see again , but today i finally did . I was happy , although we accidentally went into someones backyard durring our attempt at escaping (we were a little lost , you see). Then to my delight my wonderful Grandma was at my house taking a visit when we got back.(these emoticons make me want to throw up they're so stupid). But anyway tomorrow I will spend working on my science fair projekt , unless something comes up which i hope not or else ill get bad marks in science this term.  I just remembered to state that last night Jamie and I made some videos .  The first one did not have a name , but it was me speaking German phrases , Jamie translating , and at a certain point , Derek came out of the bushes dressed as Hitler and I started saying "gott! gott! Hagel Hitler  !Hagel Hitler!".

That translates to:God! God! Hail Hitler , Hail Hitler!

Incase you didnt know this , it was not serious , it was entirely a joke so dont get offended icehole.

The second video was " Name that Bum" which i dont feel like describing in detail.  But , it was me and Jamie pretending to be the same person (the host) and then we were 2 different contestants who put on a few different pairs of pants (at different times) and people had to bet on which 2 bums belonged to each contestant. I was contestant #1 , Sunflower . and my hobbies were eating seaweed and taking pictures of the elderly in black and white.

It was fun until we realized there wasnt enough battery left to make the video "normal" i was rather upset.

Goodbye for today mate, ill tell you about another day in the life of Mel another time. 

 

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

   

     Today was okay, I suppose.  So i'm in highschool now.. and being the kind of person that reacts poorly to change and gets depressed easily, it wasn't so great at first, but it's better now than it was for the first bit.  I'm listening to the Birthday Song by the Sugarcubes, and no, I DON'T mean the one you sing to people on their birthday.  I think it's a very lovely song.  Shortly I should be moving on to my homework, I have to write up a presentation on the whole Crofton Mill debate....all I have to say is YOU TREE HUGGING GRANOLA CRUNCHING ENVIRO-FREAKS CAN ALL JUST BURN IN HELL.    But thats just my oppinion.  I shall be off, i'll probably make another entry soon, oh and if Iommi reads this, please stop signing my guestbook.  I mean it too.

                                             MeL

 

 

September 29,2004

  Here I am again, editing me website.  It has come to mind that I seem annoying in writing so keep in mind, Im not usually an annoying person.  I guess to some people I am , but they dont matter.  Weeeeee....im rather bored.  I don't know exactly what to add to my website..but I just know something is missing.  My darling mother is calling me to unload the dishwasher so I must go, another entry cut short and theres little I can do about it.  

But always REMEMBER:  Everything I ever needed to know in life, I learned from StarTrek.  (not really but I just think it sounds cool.)     

Mel

Sence the Sarcasm!

                March 27 2005             

        Two days ago I turned 14.  I got some nice presents, including Napoleon Dynamite and a Starwars t-shirt.  My cousin Gary was visiting from England recently, he had his flight home on March 25th, my birthday in fact.  British people are cool.  Im glad I have so many in my family.  Yesterday I went to the pool with Rikki and Ava, and then Stephen came a little later.  It was jolly good fun.  We walked from NDSS to co-op to get slurpies and candy and awaited my dad to pick us up.  Walking through Harewood is always unique.  Surprise when you are expecting it, well is something that should have its own word, it probably acctually does already and i'm simply ignorant to it.  But why type things when its unlikely for people to understand what sensations I am describing(poorly).  Running out of things to say.

June 3 2006

          Well I havent done much of anything on here in over a year, but here I am once again.  Im 15 now, and my life is a lot different than it was a year ago. The past year has been pretty good. I have a boyfriend now, and I went to hawaii in April.  Hawaii was fucking great, I wish I was still there, and i'd like to go back one day.  But I know that no one reads this website, so whats the point of informing no one and strangers about my life.    

I have a Mum and a Dad and one Brother.

I have 2 cats and I used to own a Dog but he was put down about a month ago (in late July 2004)

My mum gave me my curly hair.

My dad gave me my thick hair..nice combo aye?

My brother and I Get along quite well as far as siblings getting along goes (better than usual)

He likes cool music.

My cat Feebee is a boy, he is named Feebee becuase when I first got him when I was 10 years old, I thought he was a girl (that's what I was told,and I saw no need for reasurance) and I liked the name Pheobe. Thus, "SHE" was named Pheobe.  A few months later we took "HER" to get fixed and the vet tells us to reconsider the name for its actually a male cat.  We were surprised.  I didnt want to change the name so it stayed, the spelling changed. Most people say Feebee is creepy, well they arent far off. He stares out the window at night and runs away all of a sudden from something, except nothing is ever there.  He is quite a nice looking cat though and I like him usually, except when he gets his white and grey hair all on my black clothes. 

My other cat is a girl and she is evil.  Her name is Callie but it should be Lucifer.  I hate her.  She is fat, ugly, mean and stupid.  Go to hell Callie, I say.

Slappy, my new dog is annoying as hell  .  I wanted to call him Ivan but no one else wanted to call him that.  Slappy sounds like a stupid name but its not because

1) It suits him

2) The name comes from a rather funny episode of Malcom in the Middle.

Blackie (my Dog r.i.p.) was the coolest dog ever.  He was like a big huge teddy bear who happened to smell bad and have even worse breath.  I dont want to telll you about his few bad characteristics though becuase he was the best dog ever, and my first pet.  I cried more on the day he died than ever before in my life, I was very upset and I still am from time to time.  He was nice, he was cute and he was playful when he was younger.  Blackie, you were awesome.